In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
You can never have enough of too much
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
A person is smart, people are stupid
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
