Questions

Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was…

Frog

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women…

Top Gear’s female version?

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is…

The reward

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out…

Nails

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail…

A blonde in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan . ‘This…

BIG Trouble

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. “Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something in our…

World’s best Memory

Several years ago a man was taking a trip by train. The train pulls into a station, and the man leaves train to stretch his…

Manual Virus

Dear Virus Recipient, You have just received an Elbonian virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Elbonia, this is a MANUAL virus. Please…

The Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. “Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still…