Possibly The Best True Drunk-Driving Story Ever
A man goes to party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them drive him home. He says ‘NO”,…
Water … WATER
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother… [Five minutes later] “Mom…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”…
Fathers & Sons
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than…
The smart blonde
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she…
Priest at airport customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I…
Dead rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized…
Quick a ladder
“Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. “Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!” “This is the Fire…
The old farmer at the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s…
The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The…
