Little Guy
A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy.” Bartender asks, “You…
$50
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther I’d like to ride that helicopter”….
Honeymoon cruise
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the cruise ship desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom…
Damned moths
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when…
The pickle slicer
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh,…
Breeding’s everything
A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel cheap and unimportant. “My…
The lawyers dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog…
Loving Grandfather
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands…
Possibly The Best True Drunk-Driving Story Ever
A man goes to party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them drive him home. He says ‘NO”,…
Water … WATER
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother… [Five minutes later] “Mom…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”…
