Heaven
A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…
Health Food
Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…
The medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…
Pull Over!
A California highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the…
Get Any?
A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any…
The Tarot Reader
The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there’s just no easy way to say this: prepare…
Going to university
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to…
Marriage After 25 Years
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap…
Frustrated
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a…
Interesting story
Little Jimmy sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane…
