Jenolan's CESS

A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…

Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…

A California highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the…

A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any…

The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there’s just no easy way to say this: prepare…

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to…

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap…

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a…

Little Jimmy sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane…