Pull Over!

A California highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the…

Get Any?

A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any…

The Tarot Reader

The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there’s just no easy way to say this: prepare…

Going to university

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to…

Marriage After 25 Years

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap…

Frustrated

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a…

Interesting story

Little Jimmy sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane…

Crazy Horse

A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like…

Women & Lying

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord…

Little Guy

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy.” Bartender asks, “You…