Mother-in-law

Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…

Anything

A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…

Professional courtesy

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…

Golf

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…

Bronze Statue

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…

Good reading

Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”

Justice

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the…

Heaven

A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…

Health Food

Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…

The medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…