New baby

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”…

The pool

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim,…

Cute Blonde

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next…

Cop vs the little girl

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”…

The Experiment

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put…

What’s new?

A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, “Anything new at work?” “No,” he replied. “I teach history,…

SUV

Two old guys talking. One said to the other: “My 65th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV”. Other guy: “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an…

Thumb sucking?

A little girl brought a friend home after school one day. She and her friend stopped at her moms door to let her know they…

Cougar Chat

Two thirty-something women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,…

Decisions

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in…