I’ll hold the chickens
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t…
Three wishes
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and…
Grandma Goes to Court
Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what…
Postman retires
After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived…
Farmer
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls…
Sperm Bank
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her…
Hard Marines
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill…
Washing
A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash…
The druggist (chemist)
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this…
Birthday present
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like…
