The Experiment

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put…

What’s new?

A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, “Anything new at work?” “No,” he replied. “I teach history,…

SUV

Two old guys talking. One said to the other: “My 65th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV”. Other guy: “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an…

Thumb sucking?

A little girl brought a friend home after school one day. She and her friend stopped at her moms door to let her know they…

Cougar Chat

Two thirty-something women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,…

Decisions

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in…

Rome

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,…

Mother-in-law

Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…

Anything

A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…

Professional courtesy

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…