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Bronze Statue

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…

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Good reading

Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”

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Justice

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the…

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Heaven

A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…

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Health Food

Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…

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The medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…

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Pull Over!

A California highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the…

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Get Any?

A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any…

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The Tarot Reader

The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there’s just no easy way to say this: prepare…

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Going to university

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to…

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