Working hard
For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did…
Not Speeding
A driver was surprised to be pulled over by a policeman and cried, “But I wasn’t speeding!” The officer patiently replied. “That’s true, sir. You…
Hit and run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…
Charm School
An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…
The Golf Hazard
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…
Cajuns
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Bou asked Thib, “If I snuck ovah to yore house while you…
Opportunity Knocks
I was having hot sex with this chick when suddenly she heard the front door open. “Oh, no!” she cried. “That’s my husband! Quick! Try…
Long cold winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild….
An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to…
Jock to be
The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded…
