Shipwrecked
A man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play…
Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to…
Pregnancy
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants…
Golf?
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected….
Management
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax….
Dead
One hot summer afternoon, a man is watching a ball game on TV while his wife is out cutting the grass. Between innings, he goes…
Breakin
“Get this,” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”…
The ensign
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting…
Done yet?
There is a subtle but important difference between the words “complete” and “finished.” When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry…
Politically Incorrect
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also blonde….
