The will
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz,…
Four weddings and a funeral
The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady, because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her…
Kangaroo
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…
Philosophies
Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other…
Swank hotel
An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were…
Ordering condoms
A man walks up to the drugstore counter and asks for some condoms. The man behind the counter tells him to go see Edna in…
Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good…
Why Men Shouldn’t Argue With Women
The newly married couple was on the topic of children. The bride wanted three, while the husband said two was enough. They discussed it for…
At The Pearly Gates
A woman met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked if she could join her late husband, Walter Smith. “We have a lot of…
