Age
A teacher said to her student, “William, if both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?” After a few moments,…
Running away
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear…
The watch
Johnny was in the playground, with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for…
Condoms
A young man is buying some condoms. The cashier asks him, “Would you like a bag with those?” “No,” he replies, “she’s not that ugly.”
Bent genie
Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized. “I can’t grant your…
Garbology
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be…
Shoes
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see…
Maid
When Abe returned home from work, his wife Ruth said, “So how was your day?” He replied, “I met an artist and I’ve never met…
Aussie Dyslexic Humor
After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to see my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said…
Dinner time
Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. “What’s the matter, darling?” he asked…
