Tickle?
Picture England, it’s the early evening on a regular muggy day, a light drizzle splashes on the street. A drunkard leans on the gate in…
Marriage Rules
On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. “Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:…
Blue balls
“I think I have a problem, Doc,” says a patient. “One of my balls has turned blue.” The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes…
Apple Does It Again
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The “i-Tit”…
New age farming
Jokes Posted on 4 December 2011 We are happy to share with you a collection of funny jokes updated daily. As always, we appreciate your…
Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right…
Burial at sea
Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle had been a seafaring…
Finding a Christmas tree
The blonde couldn’t find a Christmas tree in the woods. So she said, “The next tree we see, we’ll cut it down whether it’s decorated…
Wedding dress
A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies:”Son, this shows your…
Constipation
A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!” The doctor gives him a prescription…
