Seeking Help

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me,” said the man. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can…

Butterfly

Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts? A. It flies in a straight line.

Exam excuse

An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam!…

Area 51

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks…

Military Medicine

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his series of injections, asked…

Texas Baby

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing…

Rent X-Rated (Blonde)

A blonde – decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes…

Saturday at the show

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…

Tight as …

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…

Accident Insurance

An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…