Seeking Help
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me,” said the man. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can…
Butterfly
Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts? A. It flies in a straight line.
Exam excuse
An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam!…
Area 51
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks…
Military Medicine
At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his series of injections, asked…
Texas Baby
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing…
Rent X-Rated (Blonde)
A blonde – decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes…
Saturday at the show
The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…
Tight as …
Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…
Accident Insurance
An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…