Old age
Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…
Spookie
A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…
Babysitting & fishing don’t go together
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her…
Praying – positions
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one. “No,” another contended. “I…
Feed bag
A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant….
Blonde hold up
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie,…
Where babies come from
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy…
Orstraylian
The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply…
Naming The Kidlet
A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant. She asked Mary Lou’s 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby. “Yes!” replied the lad,…
Paying For It
A couple was participating in a blood drive and, as part of the pre-screening process, an elderly volunteer asked them, “Have you ever paid for…
