The Lonely Widow
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND…
F**ing!
F**ing once a week is good for your health, but if done every day it can be harmful. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind…
Ouch!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two….
Blond in church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is…
History of Medicine
2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition….
Heaven and hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the…
Deaf sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn…
Kids
A man went to his rabbi and said, “I have fifteen children. Rabbi, what should I do?” The rabbi says, “Haven’t you done enough?”
Ring da bell
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several…
