Homework
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered…
Silent Parrot
A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get it to speak a single word. In desperation he takes…
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody…
Checking petrol with a match
On his first day working at the gas station, John watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering…
Rubbers
Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for…
Coffee Viagra
A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not…
Noorty Professor
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he…
Hi Ho Silver!
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In…
Shopping
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find…
No complaints
A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, “It’s been great,…
