Water
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water?” “Sure. That’s easy,” said one man. “What is it?”…
Dirty dirty boy
A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?”…
Sorting Mail
Paul got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail. Paul…
Business Call
“You were speaking much too long on the phone just now, Miss Ponsonby,” said Mr.Jones. “But it was a business call, Mr. Jones.” “Well, please…
Birthday Party
The caterer was consulting with a woman about throwing a birthday party for her 72-year-old husband. “Is it a surprise?” the caterer asked. “Oh, no,”…
Smokin’
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says, “Hey, don’t…
Whiskey
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that…
Late night?
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next…
Road rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He…
Counting again
A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put…
