If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Should I shut up now?

You can never have enough of too much

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

« Beware the Dark Forest »

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

A person is smart, people are stupid

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Working on it …

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

Code is poetry

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

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Jenolan 2 November 2020

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