They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Should I shut up now?

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

A person is smart, people are stupid

Working on it …

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

You can never have enough of too much

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Code is poetry

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

« Beware the Dark Forest »

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

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Jenolan 2 November 2020

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