Category: Blatherings
Long cold winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild….
An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to…
Jock to be
The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded…
Keeping a secret
Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was…
Getting healthy
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband…
Soup
An art gallery was hosting an exhibition of an artist who specialized in painting pictures of plates of food. A couple approached one oil painting…
The rose
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After several years of searching, he finally finds a theater where they…
Skinny dipping
A good looking woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn’t see…
