Category: Blatherings
Fast
A pair of eagles was flying over the Rockies when a jet dashed by. “Christ,” said one, “look at that son of a gun move!”…
Beer
A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out….
Look it up
He: If you give me your number, I could call you sometime. She: It’s in the book. He: Great! What’s your name? She: That’s in…
Same old story
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel…
Getting older
Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, “Women have all the luck…
Under the kilt
The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle. After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and…
Snow
Upon leaving Athens, one vacationer approached the captain of the cruise ship and asked, “What’s that white stuff on those mountains in the distance?” The…
How are you?
Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighbouring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, “Timmy, would you go…
Milk the cow
The farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the…
Clean shit … errr … shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave…
