Category: Blatherings
English grammar
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having…
Circle flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general…
Age before beauty
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women…
Buy your own
Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to…
A Man Who Thinks Ahead
TI saved my mistress’ phone number as “LOW BATTERY”. Now, whenever she calls and I’m not around, my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on…
Oh My God
an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her”can i feel…
Tickle?
Picture England, it’s the early evening on a regular muggy day, a light drizzle splashes on the street. A drunkard leans on the gate in…
Marriage Rules
On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. “Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:…
Blue balls
“I think I have a problem, Doc,” says a patient. “One of my balls has turned blue.” The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes…
