Category: Blatherings

Military Medicine

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his series of injections, asked…

Texas Baby

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing…

Rent X-Rated (Blonde)

A blonde – decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes…

Saturday at the show

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…

Tight as …

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…

Accident Insurance

An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…

Court

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it…

The Sensitive Australian Male

Three Aussie blokes — Mongrel, Coot and Bluey — are working up on an outback mobile phone tower. As they start their descent, Coot slips,…

Animal Husbandry

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of “Animal Husbandry” and said, “Did you…

The Irish – Politically Incorrect as usual

Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you…