Category: Blatherings
Arthritis
The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor’s waiting room. A woman in the…
reoffending
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again. Accused: That’s…
Identakit
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a…
Jane Was Ugly
Jane was ugly — so ugly, it hurt. Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help. The psychic said, “Jane, you will…
Military Humour
On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. “In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,”…
Another hardener
The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection.You should have seen her face…
Hard to argue this logic
Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong….
The Lonely Widow
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND…
