Category: Blatherings

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody…

On his first day working at the gas station, John watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering…

Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for…

A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not…

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he…

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In…

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find…

A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, “It’s been great,…

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down…

A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him,…