Category: Blatherings

Secretary

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably….

Murder mystery

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The…

Happy marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the…

Dog’s Life

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are…

Sale

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t…

Big Snake

A big Texan ambles into a Dallas men’s room and does a double-take at the little guy standing at the next urinal. He’s holding his…

Clothing options

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you…

Deaf Golf

A man was about to tee-off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card…

Wife

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s…

Coffee pain

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye.” The doctor says, “Try…