Category: Blatherings

Sex

A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex. When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on…

Cream

Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.”

Feminist

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself,…

Need a lawyer

A man walks into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, “Is…

Bird Test

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten…

Learning the language

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months…

Counting

The teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes, teacher,” he said, “my dad taught me.” “Good, Andy. Tell me what comes…

Accidental blonde

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was…

Canoeing

Steve: I’m going canoeing. Richard: Why are you carrying a gun? Steve: I’m going to shoot the rapids.

Speeding

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a…