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Larry (Jenolan) Lewis

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Jenolan Caves

This is not Jenolan Caves, we use the Jenolan name because we love the Jenolan, Abercrombie, Wombeyan, & Yarrangobilly caves.

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  • 2011-05-06
    World's best Memory


    •  Jenolan

      Several years ago a man was taking a trip by train. The train pulls into a station, and the man leaves train to stretch his legs. He sees and old Indian in the corner with a sign above him saying “World’s Best Memory”. He walks over to him and asked the old Indian what he had for breakfast 20 years ago.

      The Indian said, “Eggs”.

      About then the train whistle blew and the man got back on the train.

      20 years had past and the man was back on the train taking another trip when it pulled into this station. He once again leaves train to stretch his legs and sees the old Indian still there. The man walks up to him and putting his right hand up and saying, “How?”

      The old Indian looks and him and says, “Scrambled”.

  • 2011-05-07
    BIG Trouble


    •  Jenolan

      A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

      “Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!”

      The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it …. and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday …