Author: Jenolan

Manual Virus

Jenolan 3 May 2011 2 Comments on Manual Virus

Dear Virus Recipient, You have just received an Elbonian virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Elbonia, this is a MANUAL virus. Please…

The Scavenger Hunt

Jenolan 25 April 2011 1 Comment on The Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. “Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still…

Headache not allowed

Jenolan 23 April 2011

It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless…

Happily married or else

Jenolan 23 April 2011 1 Comment on Happily married or else

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a…

Speak clearly!

Jenolan 23 April 2011

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now…

Truth

Jenolan 23 April 2011

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all between 10 and 12 years of…

The Nun

Jenolan 18 April 2011

Not long after his marriage, Joe Jr and his father Joe Sr, met for lunch. “Well, son,” asked Joe Sr, “how is married life treating…

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shenley : With lockdowns for this terrible virus, I told Norm I have plenty of spare time on my hands and enjoying running all his great scenarios again. I hope all of you are staying well and staying safe. Best wishes. Peter
shenley : I just spoke to Norm Guy (Locoone) at his nursing home in Cohuna in country Victoria. He said he was OK and doing well but he sounded rather frail (he's now 83). His eyesight is still a problem but can still read and watch TV. He is still participating in the nursing home activities and still enjoying himself. He wished to be remembered to all his RBR friends. I told him that I would ring him again from time to time to make sure he was behaving himself. He laughed...
Jenolan : Weather station maintenance caused a few hours of lost observations, running again now
Jenolan : Links and Code now active agan
shenley : All OK for me. Regards, Peter
Jenolan : If you have an issue registering send me a contact, a number of email address blocks and other measures have been implemented.
Jenolan : Register option is now enabled, sorry forgot it was off for use with aMember
Jenolan : The "Think" image now will expand if you click on one to see my wit (half right) in all its gory.
shenley : Norm said he was trying to instal the latest version of Skype and it all went “pear shape”. Now he can’t even delete or uninstall Skype.
Jenolan : Great to hear, usually I would send Norm some spare parts to fix his computer but these days that's all gone too...
shenley : "behaving himself". He laughed. Then he went off to bingo.
shenley : Just spoke to Norm Guy down at his nursing home in Victoria. He sounded like his usual happy self and said that he was well and they still had plenty of activities there even though they are locked down. His eyesight is still not good but he is coping. He is having some problems with his computer but is not allowed to have anybody come in to have a look at it. He wished to be remembered to all his RBR friends. I told him I would check up on him in a few weeks to make sure he was "behaving himsel
Jenolan : Yeah people talk talk talk about supporting Oz but when it comes to actually doing something that's way too hard
shenley : Thanks, Larry, it's a great cause although donations seem to have stalled a bit at the moment. Stay warm and safe. Regards, Peter
Jenolan : Heya Peter, finally made my kick in as well, hope it works!
shenley : Thanks for the Australian Made info, Larry, we totally agree. A donation is on its way to them. Regards, Peter
shenley : Thanks for the info, Larry. Donation
Jenolan : New C&C is nice but I want FireStorm
Jenolan : RBR::The deadman button to press is F8 ... that's function key 8
Jenolan : Waiting for C&C remastered to unlock .... being very patient ... NOT
Jenolan : Shoutbox back again

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I have more influence now than when I had the power

Gough Whitlam

On the Libs

Mr Speaker can I have some protection from the clowns on the front bench?

Paul Keating

He is lofty, and I am eminent.

Gough Whitlam

On the economy

The accounts do show that Australia is in a recession. The most important thing about that is, is that this is the recession that Australia had to have.

Paul Keating

On John Howard

What we have got is a dead carcass, swinging in the breeze, but nobody will cut it down to replace him.

Paul Keating

Maintain your rage and enthusiasm for the campaign for the election now to be held and until polling day.

Gough Whitlam

On Jim Carlton

I was nearly chloroformed by the performance of the Honorable Member for Mackellar. It nearly put me right out for the afternoon.

Paul Keating

On John Hewson

(His performance) is like being flogged with a warm lettuce.

Paul Keating

On Steele Hall

The Honorable Member has been in so many parties he is a complete political harlot.

Paul Keating

Well may we say ‘God save the Queen’, because nothing will save the Governor-General! The Proclamation which you have just heard read by the Governor-General’s Official Secretary was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will undoubtedly go down in Australian history from Remembrance Day 1975 as Kerr’s cur.

Gough Whitlam

On Andrew Peacock

Can a soufflé rise twice?

Paul Keating

The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race.

Gough Whitlam

To Malaysian PM

APEC is bigger than all of us – Australia, the U.S. and Malaysia and Dr. Mahathir and any other recalcitrants.

Paul Keating

I’ve never said I’m immortal. I do believe in correct language. I’m eternal; I’m not immortal.

Gough Whitlam

On the White Australia Policy

I was profoundly embarrassed by it and did all I could to change it.

Gough Whitlam

To Richard Carleton

You had an important place in Australian society on the ABC and you gave it up to be a pop star…with a big cheque…and now you’re on to this sort of stuff. That shows what a 24 carat pissant you are, Richard, that’s for sure.

Paul Keating

On Peter Costello

The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg.

Paul Keating

On Peter Costello:

He’s the greatest L plater of all time.

Paul Keating

On the Libs

Those opposite could not operate a tart shop

Paul Keating

On Andrew Peacock

I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman’s hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.

Paul Keating

Let me make quite clear that I am for abortion and, in your case Sir, we should make it retrospective.

Gough Whitlam

To former ALP MP Jim McClelland

That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn’t give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Paul Keating

On Andrew Peacock

We’re not interested in the views of painted, perfumed gigolos.

Paul Keating

When government makes opportunities for any of the citizens, it makes them for all the citizens. We are all diminished as citizens when any of us are poor. Poverty is a national waste as well as individual waste. We are all diminished when any of us are denied proper education. The nation is the poorer – a poorer economy, a poorer civilisation, because of this human and national waste.

Gough Whitlam

On Wilson Tuckey

You boxhead you wouldn’t know. You are flat out counting past ten.

Paul Keating

On Howard’s 1996 election campaign

Soon we will be at the stage where he will be offering us a free set of steak knives.

Paul Keating

On John Howard

The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on

Paul Keating

My great objective as a parliamentarian was to dramatise the deficiencies and devise practical government programs to deal with them. It was a cause that went to the heart of our way of life.

Gough Whitlam