Author: Jenolan
The smart blonde
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she…
Priest at airport customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I…
Dead rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized…
Quick a ladder
“Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. “Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!” “This is the Fire…
The old farmer at the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s…
The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The…
Questions
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was…
Frog
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women…
Top Gear’s female version?
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is…
The reward
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out…
