Author: Jenolan
Talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” he said. “And you can have him for five dollars.”…
Class room
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting…
Blonde Burglary
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime….
Anaconda Attacks
This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for volunteers…
Power poles
A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end…
Portait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,…
Made in the USA
John Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,…
What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby?
They had their sperm mixed together and had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born Elton and David were waiting…
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling…
A Young Scottish Lad And Lass
The young Scottish lad and lassie were seated on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. She looked at he and…
