Author: Jenolan

The judge summoned the opposing lawyers to his chambers. Confronting the lawyers, the judge said: “Each of you has presented me with a bribe.” The…

Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A guy spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don’t use…

For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did…

A driver was surprised to be pulled over by a policeman and cried, “But I wasn’t speeding!” The officer patiently replied. “That’s true, sir. You…

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…

An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Bou asked Thib, “If I snuck ovah to yore house while you…

I was having hot sex with this chick when suddenly she heard the front door open. “Oh, no!” she cried. “That’s my husband! Quick! Try…

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild….