Author: Jenolan

“Get this,” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”…

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting…

There is a subtle but important difference between the words “complete” and “finished.” When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry…

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also blonde….

A couple was driving home late at night after a party when the wife asked, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and…

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she…

The greatest number of old ladies to perish while fighting at a flea market sale is 98, and took place at a Methodist Church Hall…

The poor preacher was livid when his wife brought home a $500 dress. “What made you do this?” “I don’t know,” she cried. “I entered…

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control…

Wife: “Let’s go out tonight and have some fun.” Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!”