Author: Jenolan
At The Pearly Gates
A woman met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked if she could join her late husband, Walter Smith. “We have a lot of…
Paddy
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner…
The Hired Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew…
The Magician
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There…
The Truck Stop
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a…
Skunked
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a…
The Furniture Business
A furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to…
The phony beard…
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders…
Black eye
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went…
HandyBlonde
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went…