Author: Jenolan
Shopping
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find…
No complaints
A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, “It’s been great,…
Kids
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker’s…
The Hat
A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down…
Warnings
A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him,…
Arthritis
The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor’s waiting room. A woman in the…
reoffending
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again. Accused: That’s…
Identakit
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a…
Jane Was Ugly
Jane was ugly — so ugly, it hurt. Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help. The psychic said, “Jane, you will…
Military Humour
On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. “In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,”…