Author: Jenolan
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One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin’s book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the…
Pete
A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into the…
Bob
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too…
Grandma and Grandad
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son’s medicine cabinet, he asked About using one…
Learned behaviour
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape…
Sunday school teacher
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school…
Making up
“My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up and started another one,” said Jill. “How’d you do that?” asked Margaret….
Biscuits
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread…
The Purina Diet
I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out, when the woman…
A Generous Scot
The Laird and his Good wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “Incredible!” Being the good…
