Author: Jenolan

The Mother, Daughter Talk

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would…

Two Sisters

Mrs. Shapiro, the matchmaker, went to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. “Mr. Cohen, don’t wait too long. I know just the…

Biker Nanny

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s…

Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across…

Celebrity Bad Humor (the British version)

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge. Suddently and without warning, Kylie trips and get her head stuck between the…

Truth

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very…

More

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the…

Crossing

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one…

Glasses

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here…

Truths about growing old

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you…