ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

You can never have enough of too much

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

Code is poetry

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

« Beware the Dark Forest »

Should I shut up now?

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

A person is smart, people are stupid

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Working on it …

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Blatherings

Nails

Jenolan 15 May 2011 0 707

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down nails away, that his friend came over. “Eh, what you doing? How come you're throwing away all those nails?” he asked. “Because they're upside down,” the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after some thought, says, “You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!”