The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Code is poetry

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

« Beware the Dark Forest »

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Should I shut up now?

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

A person is smart, people are stupid

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

Working on it …

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

You can never have enough of too much

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

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Remove amember.css from Render

Jenolan 2 November 2020 0 4484

Remove the css from the generated code template, install into site.php

Am_Di::getInstance()->hook->add( Am_Event::AFTER_RENDER,  function ( Am_Event_AfterRender $event )
{
    $event->replace('|<link.+?public/css/amember.css".*?>|','');
});

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Remove amember.css from Render

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