There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

You can never have enough of too much

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Code is poetry

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

Working on it …

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Should I shut up now?

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

« Beware the Dark Forest »

A person is smart, people are stupid

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

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Jenolan 30 October 2020 0 2314

Most php servers require that files be ‘-rw-r–r–‘ and directories ‘rwxr-xr-x' running the example in the directory you want will change all these recursively for you.

find . -type f -exec chmod 644 {} \;
find . -type d -exec chmod 755 {} \;

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