So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
A person is smart, people are stupid
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Code is poetry
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Should I shut up now?
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Working on it …
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
You can never have enough of too much
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard