Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
A person is smart, people are stupid
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Should I shut up now?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Code is poetry
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
You can never have enough of too much
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Working on it …
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget