Married for 37 years today, where did the time go?
Bought Helen this, late I know jade is for the 35th
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Working on it …
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Should I shut up now?
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Code is poetry
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
A person is smart, people are stupid
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
You can never have enough of too much