Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
A person is smart, people are stupid
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
You can never have enough of too much’,’In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper