If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
A person is smart, people are stupid
You can never have enough of too much
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Working on it …
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Code is poetry
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Should I shut up now?
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Dumb as a bucket of rocks