ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
A person is smart, people are stupid
You can never have enough of too much
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Should I shut up now?
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Working on it …
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Code is poetry