The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
You can never have enough of too much
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Should I shut up now?
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Working on it …
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
A person is smart, people are stupid
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Code is poetry
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln