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Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

You can never have enough of too much

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

A person is smart, people are stupid

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

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Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Should I shut up now?

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

« Beware the Dark Forest »

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Working on it …

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

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Code is poetry

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Blatherings

Apple, oranges, no Apples

Jenolan 1 February 2013 0 655

Well if you have read my previous posts I have never been an apple fan. From TRS-80 I went to IBM-PC clones mainly self built. I have cobbled together some pretty epic systems (when running Prophet BBS) that had untold of storage capacity for those days … something like 36 CD's online, terabyte storage with a Novel server 12 lines really hot stuff.

Again you will know that I chucked in RBR and JLogica to help Greg with his project ChannelpaceÂ which went live as an invite system last week. He started me off with a macbook-pro to do the stuff I need, after fart arsing around with won doze for all these years it was a real eye opener, all of those things that I used to need to do to keep my system running … GONE, want an application if it is in the Apple AppStore click and it is there ready to use. All this stuff about the new Windoze well .. geez .. where have all you people been?

I am in the process of totally removing everything windoze based, Helen has an iMac now and she loves it too .. bye bye fugging around half the day making the poota do what yah want, sure an Apple costs more to buy, no doubt about the Apple Tax! but once you have it running Windoze looks like a nightmare! All within a Unix wrapper WOW!

Yes WOW!