January 2013 – Jenolan's CESS

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Code is poetry

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

« Beware the Dark Forest »

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

A person is smart, people are stupid

You can never have enough of too much’,’In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Should I shut up now?

Working on it …

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

Mutterings

Month: January 2013

The Dinner Party

RBR Classic File in TS12

TS12 Compendium

The killer chooks

Shotbox

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